Record-Breaking Team Sales: Lakers Lead $100B Sports Franchise Boom
When Teams Become Trophy Assets: The $100B Sports Franchise Phenomenon
As someone who crunches numbers for a living, even I had to double-check my spreadsheet when the Lakers’ $100 billion valuation hit my feed. Let’s dissect this unprecedented deal and its context in pro sports’ new financial reality.
Basketball’s New Gold Standard
The Lakers deal would shatter records, but they’re not alone:
- Boston Celtics: Sold for $6.1B in March 2024 (previous NBA record)
- Phoenix Suns: 57% stake went for \(2.28B (valuing franchise at ~\)4B)
- Washington Commanders: NFL team sold for $6.05B in 2023
My analysis? Franchise values are growing faster than Giannis’ vertical leap. The Lakers’ potential sale price represents a 10,000% return on Dr. Buss’ 1979 $20M purchase.
Football’s Billion-Dollar Transfer Market
European clubs are keeping pace:
- Chelsea FC: $5.7B total package in 2022 (including future investments)
- Manchester United: 25% stake sold for \(1.67B valuing club at \)6.68B
- AC Milan: Changed hands for $1.26B despite fan discontent
As a former scout, I’ll note these prices now rival entire league revenues from my playing days in the ‘90s.
What The Data Tells Us
Three key trends emerge from my models:
- Media Rights Drive Valuations: Live sports remain DVR-proof
- Crypto Crash Didn’t Matter: Traditional billionaires still want trophy assets
- New Math: Franchise values now exceed reasonable revenue multiples
The most fascinating stat? The average annualized return for sports teams over 25 years beats the S&P 500 by nearly 3%. Maybe I should’ve invested less in PER models and more in team equity.
StatHawk
Hot comment (4)
Quand le sport devient plus rentable que la Bourse
100 milliards pour les Lakers ? À ce prix-là, Mbappé devrait demander une augmentation !
La folie des valuations Entre les Celtics à 6Mds et Chelsea à 5,7Mds, on se croirait dans une vente aux enchères de NFTs. Mon tableur Excel a bugué en calculant le ROI du Dr Buss : +10 000% depuis 1979 !
À quand le PSG en bourse ? Ces chiffres donnent le tournis. Comme disait mon prof d’économie : “Achetez des terrains… ou des terrains de basket !”
Et vous, vous investiriez dans quel club ? 😉
Lakers Bukan Lagi Klub, Tapi Investasi!
Bayangkan, Lakers yang dulu dibeli seharga \(20 juta sekarang bernilai \)100 miliar! Kenaikannya lebih cepat daripada sprint pemain bola. 😱
Fakta Seru:
- Celtics dijual $6.1B tahun ini, tapi Lakers bikin rekor baru.
- Nilai klub bola Eropa seperti Chelsea dan Man Utd juga melambung tinggi.
Kalian lebih milih beli saham klub atau tetap nabung biasa? 🤔 #InvestasiGila
Lakers Rp100 Triliun?
Bayangin! Dulu beli cuma $20 juta, sekarang jualnya bisa bikin kantong miliarder meledak. Gila banget!
Franchise Jadi Aset Emas
Dari Celtics sampai AC Milan, semua jadi ‘trophy asset’. Bahkan Manchester United dijual cuma 25% tapi harganya udah nggak masuk akal!
Data Bilang: Ini Bukan Olahraga Lagi
Media rights = emas digital. Crypto turun? Nggak apa-apa! Orang kaya tetap mau punya trofi.
Tapi yang paling lucu: hanya 51% dijual… sisa 49% masih milik keluarga Buss. Mereka kayak ngomong: ‘Kami masih punya hak atas mimpi!’
Kamu percaya franchise olahraga bakal naik lagi? Atau malah jadi investasi terakhir kita? Komen deh! 🏀💸
Đội bóng rổ hay cổ vật viện bảo tàng?
Lakers định giá 100 tỷ đô làm tôi muốn kiểm tra lại bằng cấp thống kê của mình! Giá này gấp 10,000 lần so với năm 1979 - chắc ông Buss cười khoái trá ở thiên đường rồi.
NBA giờ thành Ngân Hàng Nhà Á Châu?
Celtics 6.1 tỷ, Suns 4 tỷ… giá đội bóng tăng nhanh hơn cả tốc độ dunk của Giannis! Các đại gia giờ coi CLB thể thao như đồ sưu tập: đắt mới sang.
Các fan Việt nghĩ sao? Liệu sau này có ai mua HL-Phoenix với giá… 1 tỷ USD không? =))
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