Sancho doesn’t want salary—he wants soul. Furlhovic won’t join United because their ‘press resistance index’ is just fancy Excel sheets pretending to be poetry. Meanwhile, Juve’s xG/90 (0.82) is out here doing the math while everyone else chases viral noise like it’s TikTok after last call. You don’t trade bodies—you trade patterns. And yes… the numbers don’t lie. They’re silent. But they’re very loud.

So… who’s really winning? 👀