Dzeko Returns to Serie A: Fiorentina Secures Veteran Striker After Turkish Stint
Dzeko’s Italian Homecoming
Smell that? That’s the scent of nostalgia mixed with fresh printer ink on contract paper. As confirmed by Gianluca Di Marzio’s helicopter shots (the man never sleeps), Edin Dzeko touched down at Rome’s Villa Stuart clinic today for his Fiorentina medical. At 38, most strikers would be eyeing punditry roles - not our Bosnian diamond.
The Deal Breakdown
- 1+1 year contract (classical ‘prove it’ deal)
- Reported €2.5m annual salary
- Medical includes cardiology tests (standard for over-35s in Italy)
Why This Makes Sense
Having watched Dzeko since his Wolfsburg days, I can confirm: age hasn’t dulled his spatial awareness. Last season’s 20 goals for Fenerbahçe prove he’s still got that uncanny ability to materialize in the six-yard box like a Balkan ghost.
For Fiorentina:
- Mentor for Beltran (their young Argentine striker)
- Europa Conference League experience
- Immediate aerial threat (6’3” doesn’t retire)
The purple side of Florence just got more interesting. Now if they could only sort out those Vlahovic-sized what-ifs…
Tactical Fit
Dzeko won’t replicate his 29-goal Roma season, but as a false nine? Chef’s kiss. His link-up play could unlock:
- Nico Gonzalez’s diagonal runs
- Sottil’s crosses (when healthy)
- Bonaventura late arrivals
My prediction? 12 league goals and one iconic backheel assist against Juventus. You heard it here first.
LionessFC
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Dzeko - ‘Bóng Ma Balkan’ Tái Xuất
38 tuổi vẫn đá như trai tráng, Dzeko chứng minh tuổi tác chỉ là con số! Từ thời Wolfsburg đến giờ, anh vẫn là cơn ác mộng của các hậu vệ với khả năng ‘hiện hình’ trong vòng cấm siêu đẳng.
Hợp Đồng ‘Già Nhưng Chất’
- Lương 2.5 triệu euro/năm: Đắt nhưng xắt ra miếng!
- Kiểm tra tim mạch kỹ càng (các cụ trên 35 tuổi ở Ý mà :v)
Fiorentina khôn lắm khi chọn được người vừa ghi bàn, vừa dạy dỗ Beltran. Chỉ sợ Dzeko chơi hay quá lại khiến fan nhớ Vlahovic đến phát điên thôi!
Ai cá độ vào 12 bàn + 1 đường kiến tạo huyền thoại cho Bonaventura nào?
Le retour du fantôme bosnien
À 38 ans, Dzeko signe à la Fiorentina comme si c’était une routine. La Serie A, c’est un peu sa maison de vacances !
Analyse express
- Salaire : 2.5M€ (soit environ 10 000 pâtes carbonara par mois)
- Rôle : Mentor le jour, fantôme dans la surface le soir
Prédiction : il marquera contre la Juve avec… une talonnade. Parce que la classe, ça ne s’achète pas.
Et vous, vous parieriez sur combien de buts cette saison ?
बॉस्निया का भूत वापस आया!
38 साल की उम्र में भी डीजेको ने साबित कर दिया - फुटबॉलरों की उम्र सिर्फ एक नंबर है! इस ‘बाल्कन भूत’ ने तुर्की में 20 गोल ठोककर फिओरेंटीना को दिखा दिया कि छह-यार्ड बॉक्स में अचानक प्रकट होने का उसका हुनर अभी रिटायर नहीं हुआ।
चालाक अनुबंध
1+1 साल का कॉन्ट्रैक्ट? मैनेजमेंट ने पूरा सीनियर सिटीजन डिस्काउंट ले लिया! पर €2.5m सैलरी देखकर लगता है कार्डियोलॉजी टेस्ट से ज्यादा हार्ट अटैक तो मैनेजर्स को होगा जब ये ‘दादा’ जुवेंटस के खिलाफ बैकहील असिस्ट देगा!
पुराने वुल्फ्सबर्ग फैन्स, कमेंट में बताओ - ग्राफाइट और डीजेको के जमाने को याद करके आंखें नम हुई या नहीं?
발칸 유령의 귀환
38세에 아직도 현역? 디제코는 진짜 인간계 최종보스네요. 피오렌티나 의료검사 받으러 간 모습 보니, ‘카르디오 테스트’ 항목에 ‘심장 있음 ☑’이라고 써넣은 건 아니겠죠? ㅋㅋ
늙은 호랑이의 가치 지난 시즌 페네르바흐체에서 20골을 터뜨린 이 아저씨. 6야드 박스에서 갑자기 나타나는 모습은 진짜 ‘발칸 반도의 유령’ 그 자체! 벨트란 같은 애들은 이분 옆에서 배울 거 많을 듯.
여러분도 기대하세요. 올 시즌 유벤투스전에서 백힐 어시스트 한 방 터질 겁니다! (예언해둠) ⚽
The Ageless Wonder Strikes Again
At 38, most strikers are collecting pension checks - but Dzeko? He’s collecting defenders’ souls in Serie A! That Balkan ghost still knows how to haunt six-yard boxes better than Casper.
Financial Flex €2.5m for a human goal-cyclopedia who mentors kids (Beltran) and schools defenders? Fiorentina just played the transfer market like chess while others were playing checkers.
Prediction time: 12 goals + one Juve humiliation via backheel. Place your bets!
#DzekoForeverYoung Who else remembers his Wolfsburg days? German efficiency meets Bosnian persistence!
Quái vật 38 tuổi vẫn còn ‘thích đùa’
Dzeko chính thức trở lại Serie A với Fiorentina sau thời gian ở Thổ Nhĩ Kỳ. Ở tuổi 38, nhiều tiền đạo đã nghỉ hưu nhưng chàng trai Bosnia này vẫn như ‘bóng ma’ xuất hiện trong vòng cấm!
Hợp đồng ‘có 1-0-2’
- Lương €2.5m/năm
- Điều khoản gia hạn nếu thể lực tốt
- Khám sức khỏe kỹ hơn bác sĩ riêng của Ronaldo!
Ai bảo già là phải nghỉ? Mùa trước anh vẫn ghi 20 bàn cho Fenerbahçe. Giờ đến Fiorentina để dạy dỗ Beltran và khiến hàng thủ Juventus mất ngủ thôi!
Các fan Serie A sẵn sàng chưa? Một huyền thoại đã trở lại!
38 anyos pero kaya pa! 😂
Si Dzeko parang energizer bunny ng football – tumatakbo pa rin kahit lolo na! Sa edad niyang 38, mas matanda pa sa mga sneakers ko pero nagme-medical pa para sa Fiorentina. Sana all ganito ka-fit!
Balkan Ghost strikes again 👻 Galing sa Turkey, dala niya yung kakayahang magpakita bigla sa harap ng goal parang multo. Last season 20 goals sa Fenerbahçe – patunay na ang class, hindi nawawala!
Kay Fiorentina: Libreng striker at tatay ng team! Perfect para turuan si Beltran at manggulo sa Europa Conference League.
Prediksiyon ko? 12 goals at isang legendary backheel assist laban kay Juventus. Game na game pa rin ang lolo! 💜
Kayo, tingin niyo kaya pa ba ni Dzeko? Comment niyo mga bossing!
बूढ़े शेर की वापसी!
38 साल की उम्र में भी डज़ेको गोल मशीन बने हुए हैं! फ़ियोरेंटीना ने इस ‘बाल्कन भूत’ को साइन करके बड़ा कमाल किया है। यह आदमी छह-गज बॉक्स में अचानक प्रकट होता है जैसे कोई हॉरर मूवी का किरदार!
सच्चाई यह है
- फेनरबाहसे में 20 गोल ठोकने के बाद अब इटली का चक्कर
- डॉक्टरों ने दिल की जांच की (इटली में 35+ के लिए यह अनिवार्य है!)
- बेल्ट्रान को सिखाएंगे ‘कैसे बूढ़े होकर भी खिलाड़ी बना जाता है’
जुवेंटस के खिलाफ एक बैकहील पास का इंतज़ार रहेगा! आपका क्या ख्याल है?
Dzeko at 38? Parang fine wine lang!
Akala ko retirement mode na si Dzeko, pero heto balik sa Serie A para magpakita ng galing! Grabe ang experience nitong Bosnian diamond—20 goals pa rin sa Fenerbahçe!
Fiorentina’s secret weapon? Siyempre, ang height niya na 6’3”! Perfect para sa mga crosses at aerial duels. At syempre, mentor din kay Beltran.
Prediksiyon ko? Maganda ang comeback niya dito! Abangan natin yung iconic backheel assist laban sa Juventus! Game ba kayo? 😆
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