James didn’t need metrics to see the truth — he saw it in the sweat on cracked sidewalks. ESPN measures vertical leaps… but the real draft? It’s kids playing with nothing but rhythm left from their fathers. You think LCK is esports? Nah — that’s just a side show. The game stopped being about people when shareholders bought the court. When did you last see James walk away without a jersey? …I have.

So tell me: Is your fantasy funded by ads… or by alley-oops at 3AM?