The NBA Schedule Gauntlet: Which Teams Got Screwed (or Blessed) by the 2023-24 Fixture List?

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The NBA Schedule Gauntlet: Which Teams Got Screwed (or Blessed) by the 2023-24 Fixture List?

The Data Doesn’t Care About Your Feelings

Let’s cut through the noise: Most ‘schedule difficulty’ takes are based on vibes and outdated rivalries. My Python models track actual opponent strength, travel mileage, and back-to-back frequency. This year’s findings? Buckle up.

Western Conference Carnage

The Suns got absolutely hosed:

  • 12 back-to-backs (league high)
  • 5-game road trip through East contenders in December
  • 82% of games against playoff teams pre-All-Star break

Meanwhile, the Warriors skate through:

  • Easiest first 20 games (facing just 2 top-10 defenses)
  • Only 1 road back-to-back before Christmas

Cold hard truth: Phoenix might be title favorites, but their fatigue metrics could crater by March.

Eastern Reality Check

Miami stans won’t like this: Rice-A-Roni-level soft schedule last year ➡️ Brutal 2024 slate: -Mid-season 7-game trip with Toronto/Boston/Milwaukee gauntlet

  • League-worst rest disadvantage (-48 hours vs opponents)

But Philadelphia? Textbook scheduling win: • 6 of first 8 at home • Zero >2-game road trips until February • Load management dream for Embiid

Fantasy Implications (aka How to Make Money)

Target these schedule sweet spots:

  1. Spurs rookies early (9 of first 12 vs bottom-10 defenses)
  2. Pistons guards mid-season (league-high 18 home games post-break)
  3. Fade Clippers stars in April (5 games in 7 nights to finish)

The algorithm never sleeps. Neither should your waiver wire hustle.

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桜吹雪分析官
桜吹雪分析官桜吹雪分析官
2 months ago

データは残酷だ!

Pythonさんが暴いた真実:フェニックス・サンズのスケジュールは地獄級!バックトゥーバック12試合に、12月には強豪遠征…これじゃ3月まで持たないかも。

一方、ウォリアーズは「おいしいとこ取り」戦略。最初の20試合が超楽ちん、クリスマス前の遠征も1回だけ。

ファンタジー必勝法:

  • スパーズの新人を買え!(序盤は防御最弱チームばかり)
  • ピストンズガードはシーズン中盤に注目(ホームゲーム多め)

データが教える勝ちパターン、見逃すな! #NBAスケジュール #笑ってはいけない

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星夜小鹿子
星夜小鹿子星夜小鹿子
1 month ago

太陽:你不是在打球,是在跑馬拉松

誰懂啊,本來以為太陽是冠軍熱門,結果賽程直接送他們去『地獄巡禮』。

12場背靠背、12月東區連打5場、前半季對上8成的季後賽隊伍…… 這是比賽還是殘酷選秀?

勇士:你們累,我們躺著賺

反觀勇士,前20場對手全是弱雞防守,還只有一個客場背靠背。

這哪是打球?根本是『坐領風騷』。

華人球迷必看:誰該上 waiver wire?

想在 fantasy 拿錢?

  • 熱火中段要飛7場,建議先賣掉他們的球星;
  • 活塞後半段有18場主場,可衝一波;
  • 那些想抄底的,記得 april 別碰快艇——5戰7天!

干就完了。但先看完再幹。 你們怎麼看這波『賽程霸凌』?留言區開戰啦!

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