Spurs Offseason Chronicles: Mills' New Role, Sochan's Juice Giveaway, and Keldon's Pizza Masterclass
Patty Mills: From Court to Front Office
Patty Mills, the beloved Spurs veteran and five-time Olympian, has taken on a new challenge as the General Manager for the University of Hawaii men’s basketball program. This move isn’t just a career shift; it’s a personal milestone for Mills, who has deep cultural ties to Hawaii.
“This role allows me to give back to a community that has always felt like home,” Mills said in an interview. His friendship with head coach Eran Ganot, dating back to their St. Mary’s days, played a pivotal role in this decision. And let’s not forget—Mills and his wife are expecting their first child in August! Talk about a busy offseason.
Jeremy Sochan: The Juice Man of San Antonio
Jeremy Sochan might be known for his defensive hustle on the court, but off it, he’s making waves as San Antonio’s favorite juice distributor. On June 11, Sochan surprised fans by handing out free juices at Southwest Elixirs, a local health-focused spot. The event, promoted on his Instagram and the Spurs’ official account, drew massive crowds.
“The love from this city is unreal,” Sochan remarked, showcasing his appreciation for the community that has embraced him since day one. Bonus points for the fan who brought his dog along—proof that Spurs fans come in all shapes and sizes.
Keldon Johnson: Pizza Chef Extraordinaire
Who knew Keldon Johnson had hidden culinary talents? On May 25, the Spurs forward visited 550 Pizzeria in Laredo, Texas, to whip up some pies (and sample his creations, of course). The event was a hit, with fans lining up for a slice of Keldon’s handcrafted pizzas.
“Is that pineapple on there?” one fan joked, referencing the eternal pizza debate. Regardless of toppings, Johnson’s charisma was the real star of the show. And yes, the lighting in one particular fan photo was chef’s kiss perfect.
The Takeaway
These off-court antics might seem lighthearted, but they underscore what makes the Spurs special: a blend of community engagement, player authenticity, and yes,偶尔的冷幽默. Whether it’s Mills’ leadership transition or Sochan’s juice diplomacy, these moments remind us why we love this team—even in the offseason.
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স্পার্সের অফসিজন এপিসোড: খেলোয়াড়দের নতুন অ্যাডভেঞ্চার!
প্যাটি মিলস এখন কোর্ট থেকে ফ্রন্ট অফিসে! হাওয়াই বিশ্ববিদ্যালয়ের জিএম হয়ে তিনি নতুন চ্যালেঞ্জ নিচ্ছেন। আর সোচান? সে তো এখন স্যান আন্তোনিওর ‘জুস ম্যান’! ফ্যানদের জন্য ফ্রি জুস বিতরণ করে সবাইকে চমকে দিয়েছে।
আর কেলডন জনসন? সে এখন পিজা শেফ! লারেডোর পিজেরিয়া দিয়ে তার রান্নার দক্ষতা দেখিয়ে সবাইকে হাসাচ্ছে। কোনো ফ্যান তাকে জিজ্ঞেস করলো, “পাইনোপল দিবে নাকি?” 😂
এই অফসিজনেও স্পার্সের খেলোয়াড়রা কম আনন্দ দিচ্ছে না! আপনাদের কী মনে হয়? নিচে কমেন্ট করুন!
Новый сезон – новые роли! 🏀
Пэтти Миллс теперь не только на паркете, но и в офисе – генеральный менеджер университета Гавайи! И да, он скоро станет папой. Как он всё успевает? 🤯
Джереми Сочан раздаёт соки в Сан-Антонио – видимо, готовит фанатов к здоровому сезону. Собака-фанат – бонусный MVP дня! 🐕
А Келдон Джонсон? Он теперь шеф-повар! Пицца от Джонсона – даже если с ананасами (споры продолжаются). Освещение на фото? Шефский поцелуй совершенства! 👨🍳
Кто из них вас удивил больше? Давайте обсудим в комментариях!
Offseason na, pero hindi pa rin tumitigil ang Spurs sa pagpapatawa! 🏀🔥
Una si Patty Mills, from ‘three-point king’ to ‘GM na may daddy vibes’! Congrats sa bagong role at sa upcoming baby! 👶🍼
Tapos si Sochan, ‘Juice Man’ ng San Antonio! Libreng juice para sa fans, kasama pa ang aso nila—proof na ang Spurs fam ay para sa lahat! 🐕🍹
At syempre, si Keldon Johnson na biglang naging pizza master! Pineapple debate aside, ang galing niya mag-toss ng dough! 🍕😂
Kayo, sino sa kanila ang pinaka-nakakatawa this offseason? Comment niyo na! 👇 #SpursFam #OffseasonVibes
العطلة ليست للراحة فقط!
باتي ميلز من الملعب إلى الإدارة! من كان يتخيل أن نجمنا المفضل سيصبح مديراً عاماً؟ لكن الأهم… هل سيطبق تكتيكاته في إدارة المباريات على إدارة المنزل مع مولوده الجديد؟ 😂
سوشان قرر أن يكون “ملك العصائر” في سان أنطونيو! السؤال الأهم: هل عصيره سريع مثل سرعته في الدفاع؟ 🏃♂️💨
كيلدون جونسون يُظهر مهاراته في صنع البيتزا… ولكن يبدو أن الجدل حول “الأناناس على البيتزا” قد عاد من جديد! 🍍🍕
ما هو رأيكم؟ أي نشاط خارج الملعب أعجبكم أكثر؟ شاركونا آراءكم المضحكة! ⚽🏀
Offseason na, pero masaya pa rin!
Grabe ang offseason ng Spurs this year! Si Patty Mills, from court to front office na, may baby pa! Tapos si Jeremy Sochan, nagiging juice ambassador ng San Antonio—baka next time smoothie na ang halftime drink? At siyempre, si Keldon Johnson, nag-showcase ng pizza skills niya. Pineapple on pizza ba, Keldon? Haha!
Community love talaga ang Spurs!
Kahit walang laro, bonding pa rin sa fans. Saan ka pa? Comment kayo dyan, ano favorite niyong offseason moment nila?
Offseason Spurs: Lebih Seru dari Liga!
Patty Mills jadi bos di Hawaii, Sochan bagi-bagi juice (ada anjingnya juga!), dan Keldon Johnson jago bikin pizza di Texas. Ini bukan tim basket, ini tim serba bisa!
Mills: Dari Lapangan ke Meja Kerja Pindah haluan dari NBA ke manajemen kampus? Hanya Patty Mills yang bisa bikin transisi ini terlihat keren sambil nunggu kelahiran anak pertamanya. Respect!
Sochan: Juice Gratis + Bonus Doggo Defensif di lapangan, dermawan di luar. Event jusnya viral karena ada fans bawa anjing. Pup-ular banget dah!
Keldon: Chef Piza Dadakan Ternyata shooting tiga angka bukan satu-satunya skillnya. Tapi yang pakai nanas di pizza… kita perlu bicara.
Tim Spurs emang selalu ngasih kejutan. Musim liburan aja seru begini, gimana pas musim mainnya? Komen dong favorit kalian siapa!
Patty Mills: De Jogador a Gestor!
Patty Mills trocou a quadra pelo escritório e agora é o novo GM do time de basquete da Universidade do Havaí! E ainda tem um bebê a caminho? Esse cara não para! 😂
Jeremy Sochan: O Rei do Suco!
Sochan está distribuindo sucos em San Antonio como se fossem ingressos grátis para os playoffs! Até os cachorros dos fãs estão participando — isso sim é amor pela equipe! 🐶🍹
Keldon Johnson: Chef de Pizza?
Keldon mostrou que sabe fazer mais do que cestas — ele também domina a arte da pizza! Será que ele colocou abacaxi? A discussão nunca acaba… 🍕😂
Conclusão: Os Spurs provam que mesmo na offseason, eles sabem como entreter e conectar com os fãs. Quem precisa de jogos quando temos sucos, pizzas e histórias incríveis?
E você, qual foi o seu momento favorito? Comenta aí! ⬇️
スパーズのオフシーズン、めちゃくちゃ豪華じゃないですか？
パティ・ミルズがGMに！ ハワイ大学のバスケットボールプログラムのGMになったパティ・ミルズ。オフコートでもリーダーシップ発揮ですね！しかも8月には父親になるんだとか…忙しすぎる！
ソーチャンはジュース配り サンアントニオでジュースを配るジェレミー・ソーチャン。ファンサービスがすごい！犬連れのファンまでいて、ほんとに愛されてますね。
ケルドン・ジョンソンのピザ教室 テキサスでピザ作りを披露したケルドン。パイナップル論争もあったみたいですが、彼のカリスマ性が光ってました！
この3人の活躍を見てると、スパーズのチームカルマってすごいなぁと改めて思います。オフシーズンでも楽しませてくれるなんて…最高じゃないですか？みなさんはどう思いますか？コメントで教えてください！
Mùa hè của Spurs quá đỉnh! 🌞
Patty Mills từ sân cỏ chuyển sang văn phòng, chuẩn bị làm bố nữa - bận không kịp thở! Jeremy Sochan thì biến thành ‘ông hoàng nước ép’, fan mang cả chó đi xin chữ ký luôn. Còn Keldon Johnson? Ẻm lấn sân sang nghề pizza chef, tranh thủ ‘nếm thử’ thành phẩm (dĩ nhiên rồi!).
Mấy anh này off-season còn vui hơn thi đấu ấy chứ! Ai cũng có tài lẻ, riêng tui chỉ giỏi… xem họ làm trò 😂
Bạn thích khoảnh khắc nào nhất? Comment cho tui biết nhé!
The Spurs’ Offseason Bingo Card Just Got Wild
Patty Mills swapping jerseys for a GM suit? Jeremy Sochan becoming San Antonio’s juiciest influencer? Keldon Johnson secretly training at Pizzeria University? This offseason is peak Spurs chaos—and we’re here for it.
Mills’ Front Office Glow-Up Five-time Olympian to Hawaii’s basketball whisperer? That’s not a career pivot—that’s a vibes pivot. Bonus points for timing it with baby news. Diapers and draft picks? Multitasking MVP.
Sochan’s Juice Diplomacy Who knew defense could be this… hydrating? Crowds lined up for free juice like it was Game 7. Pro tip: Bring your dog next time for maximum fan-service points.
Keldon’s Pizza Side Quest Pineapple controversy aside, his pizza-tossing form is chef’s kiss (literally). If the NBA doesn’t work out, Laredo’s got a new culinary MVP.
Bottom line: The Spurs’ offseason is weirder than a Manu Ginóbili pass—and twice as delightful. Who’s next? Wembanyama opening a bakery? Drop your wild guesses below! 🍕🏀
स्पर्स का गैर-मौसमी शो 🔥
पैटी मिल्स अब कोर्ट से बोर्डरूम में - क्या यह NBA से रिटायरमेंट का संकेत है या सिर्फ हवाई का मोह? 😉 और जेरेमी सोचन तो जूस बांटकर सैन एंटोनियो के दिलों पर राज कर रहे हैं - क्या अगला कदम ‘हेल्थ मिनिस्टर’ बनने का होगा? 🍹
केल्डन जॉनसन का पिज़्ज़ा मास्टरक्लास 🍕
पिज़्ज़ा बनाते हुए केल्डन ने साबित कर दिया कि उनके हाथ सिर्फ डंक्स के लिए नहीं हैं! क्या पाइनएप्पल वाले पिज़्ज़ा पर फैंस की प्रतिक्रिया जानना चाहते हैं? (संकेत: वही पुरानी बहस!) 😂
फैंस की बारी!
आपको इनमें से कौन सा ऑफसीजन एक्टिविटी सबसे ज्यादा पसंद आया? कमेंट में बताओ - और हाँ, जूस पार्टी में कुत्ते को invite करना न भूलें! 🐶
Spurs Offseason: Lebih Seru dari Liga!
Patty Mills jadi bos di Hawaii, Jeremy Sochan bagi-bagi jus sehat (yang mungkin lebih enak dari permainan bertahannya), dan Keldon Johnson beraksi sebagai chef pizza! Musim off-season Spurs ini bikin iri - mereka bisa multitasking lebih baik dari tim lain di lapangan.
Pertanyaan besarnya: Kapan giliran Wemby buka warung bakso? 😂
#SpursFamily #OffseasonGoals
Ось такі вони, наші улюблені Спурс – навіть у офсезоні не сидять без діла!
Патті Міллс – з корта в офіс Ветеран клубу тепер буде будувати баскетбольну програму на Гаваях. Чоловік із Олімпіадами за плечима тепер буде шукати нові таланти – мабуть, хоче знайти собі заміну!
Сокова дипломатія Сочана Джеремі Сочан роздає соки фанатам у Сан-Антоніо. Мабуть, готується до нового сезону – спочатку годуватиме фанатів вітамінами, а потім і сам «поїсть» суперників на паркеті!
Піца від Келдона Джонсона Якщо кар’єра в НБА не вийде – тепер у нього є план Б! Але головне питання: чи кладе він ананаси на піцу? Це ж серйозніше, ніж його трьохочкові!
Хто з них найкраще провів офсезон? Пишіть у коменти – влаштуємо голосування!
Spurs em Ação Fora do Parque!
Que offseason épico para os Spurs! Patty Mills trocou a quadra pelo escritório, mas não sem antes garantir um bebê no caminho - multitarefa nível Olympiano! 🏀➡️👶
E o Sochan? O homem que defende como um leão agora distribui sucos como um verdadeiro anjo da saúde. Quem diria que o “Juice Man” seria o novo herói de San Antonio? Até os cachorros da cidade estão na fila! 🦮🧃
E não podemos esquecer do Keldon Johnson, nosso Chef de Pizzas improvisado. Será que ele arriscou o abacaxi na pizza? Isso sim seria uma jogada ousada! 🍕🔥
Comentem aí: qual foi a cena mais inusitada desse offseason dos Spurs? Eu voto no Juice Man - quem precisa de defesa quando tem vitamina C?
¡Vaya verano están teniendo los Spurs! 🏀🍕
Patty Mills cambia la cancha por la oficina (¿quién dijo que los deportistas no tienen plan B?), Jeremy Sochan reparte jugo como si fuera el Mesías de la hidratación, y Keldon Johnson nos demuestra que puede dominar tanto el balón como la masa de pizza.
Lo mejor: el fan que llevó a su perro al evento de Sochan. ¿Será el primer canino oficial de los Spurs? 🐕
Y vosotros, ¿con qué os quedáis? ¿Con el nuevo rol ejecutivo de Mills, las dotes culinarias de Johnson o el lado más fresco de Sochan? ¡Dejadlo en comentarios!
Сюрпризы от Сан-Антонио! 🏀🍕
Пэтти Миллс теперь не только на паркете, но и в офисном кресле — взял на себя роль GM для университетской команды! Говорят, его Excel-таблицы теперь включают не только статистику, но и расписание детских пеленок. 👶📊
Джереми Сочан раздает сок фанатам — видимо, решил, что защита это хорошо, но витамины лучше. Кто-то привел даже собаку, видимо, чтобы проверить, работает ли сок на четвероногих. 🐕🍹
А Келдон Джонсон? Он теперь мастер пиццы! И да, был тот самый вопрос про ананасы… Но главное — свет на фото был идеальным. 📸✨
Как вам такие каникулы у Spurs? Пишите в комментариях! 😄
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