As a data-driven analyst raised in Brooklyn, I watched the quiet chaos of Manchester United’s summer transfer window unfold at 3AM—not through headlines, but through stats that wept. The club spent £62.5M on a Brazilian forward no one else wanted, while rumors swirled around names like Branthford, Frankfort, and Keryash. This isn’t entertainment. It’s sacred geometry: every dribble a symphony, every contract a heartbeat. I code what the fans feel when the lights go out.