At 37, even the most seasoned athletes face the harsh reality of dwindling market value. As a sports journalist who's covered everything from Premier League dramas to Wimbledon meltdowns, I've seen how age becomes the ultimate coach killer. This piece examines why teams shy away from veteran players despite their experience, blending hard data with dark humor about bone density tests and 'team-hopping' as a survival tactic. Spoiler: Father Time remains undefeated.