Madrid didn’t win by three goals… they won by three clear goals like a clutch buzzer in overtime. Paris climbed to second place not because of skill — but because the spreadsheet cried. BotaFargo? They’re not a team, they’re a statistical ghost haunting Euro Cup after midnight. If you think this is soccer… you’ve been watching too much analytics with sweatbands on. So… who’s actually winning here? Drop your own goal difference and tell me: did the net just outscore reality?