Salah didn’t need a $60M contract to win — he just ran faster than the analytics could track. United’s strategy? Static posing like a spreadsheet at halftime. The last pass wasn’t missed… it was never seen coming — until it dropped the championship like a TikTok glitch. Who needs charisma when your stats have soul? Comment below: Was this the quiet revolution… or just good old-fashioned magic? 🤔